Too funny - dryer symbol

On the dryer there is a sticker with an explosion hazard warning symbol. Sam asked what it was for,

Mama - If we don't use the dryer properly it could explode
Sam - and make a loud noise
Mama - Yes, explosions are very loud
Sam - (ponders for a minute) Sooo, if there was a KASPLOSION (throws his hands up)we would get dead?
Mama - (trying not to laugh) Yes, if there was an explosion we could get badly hurt or die
Sam - (ponders some more) Sooo, how could we get not dead, I mean could Daddy get us alive-er, No-No wait I know!!! Jesus will keep us live-er!!!