Ok, so a little background info is needed for this story. Last week Ben was pretty sick, fever for 4 days and has, well let's say tummy problems, for the last several days. So when he is in the bathroom and calls for me I go pretty quick. Here is the latest conversation...
Ben (yelling from the bathroom) MAMA, I NEEEED YOU
ME Ok, I'm coming (when I get to the bathroom I start unravelling some toilet paper)
Ben No Mama, I don't need you to wipe my butt.
ME Oh, Ok, why did you call me then?
Ben Ummmm, because I wanted you to talk to me (then he grins)
ME (trying not to laugh) Ok, what do you want to talk about?
Ben Ummmmm, Ummmmm, Ummmm (meanwhile one of the cats walks by the bathroom) Why do Cats have whiskers?
ME hmmm I don't know, we will have to ask Daddy
Ben Oh Ok
ME Ok (I turn to leave)
Ben Hey Mama...
ME Yeah?
Ben ummmm ummmm Why doesn't Ellie have whiskers? (Ellie is the dog)
ME She does have whiskers.
Ben Can you call her in here so I can see them.
ME (laughing) No Ben, when you are done we will do look at them. Anything else?
Ben ummmmm ummmmm, yeah you can wipe my butt now.
Me (laughing) Ok Ben
1 comment:
ROFLMBO!
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